.

Enter the Lab

🔥 Best Sellers 🔥

Me and my Deadlines Tee

Me and my Deadlines Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Me and my Deadlines Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
We Pipe At Dawn Tee

We Pipe At Dawn Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

We Pipe At Dawn Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
I Am Fine. Nothing Is Fine Tee

I Am Fine. Nothing Is Fine Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

I Am Fine. Nothing Is Fine Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
One Hour Equals 7 Years Tee

One Hour Equals 7 Years Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

One Hour Equals 7 Years Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
Well $%&! Tee

Well $%&! Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Well $%&! Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
Manuscript Before and After Tee

Manuscript Before and After Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Manuscript Before and After Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
Half Human Half Coffee Tee

Half Human Half Coffee Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Half Human Half Coffee Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
PI Attack Tip Tee

PI Attack Tip Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

PI Attack Tip Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
It's Doctor Actually Tee

It's Doctor Actually Tee

$29.99

It's Doctor Actually Tee

$29.99
I Will Power the World Tee

I Will Power the World Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

I Will Power the World Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
My Own Results Tee

My Own Results Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

My Own Results Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
Academic Burnout Tee

Academic Burnout Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Academic Burnout Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
View all

SHOP BY COLLECTION

Find your flavour of scientific chaos.

☕ Running on Caffeine
Running on Caffeine and Spite Tee

☕ Running on Caffeine

🧪 Lab & Research Chaos
PI Attack Tip Tee

🧪 Lab & Research Chaos

🎓 Grad & Postdoc Survival
It's Doctor Actually Tee

🎓 Grad & Postdoc Survival

🐀 Larry The Lab Rat
We Pipe At Dawn Tee

🐀 Larry The Lab Rat

🆕 Fresh From The Lab
Heather Navy

🆕 Fresh From The Lab

🔥 Burnout Mode
Well $%&! Tee

🔥 Burnout Mode

☕FAQs🫠

Where are you located?

We’re proudly based in the USA.... because of course we are. Our tees are printed right here at home, in partnered labs disguised as print shops in Texas and Florida

For our international friends of science, we’ve teamed up with printers around the world to make sure your order arrives faster than your PI answers an email.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?


Our tees are Gildan 64000s: the gold standard for soft, reliable, “I‑haven’t-done-laundry-in-a-week” comfort. They’re built to handle caffeine spills, lab mishaps, and spontaneous bouts of sarcastic genius. Each one’s made from high‑quality cotton blends that feel good, hold up, and won’t disintegrate faster than your last experiment. Full material details are on each product page, because peer review matters

Free Shipping


On all US orders over $75

Secure Checkout


100% encrypted & private

Eco Materials


Eco-friendly recycled fabrics

Easy Returns


Hassle-free 30-day returns

MEET THE SCIENTIST BEHIND THE CHAOS

Hi, I'm Andrea.

I'm a PhD researcher, coffee addict, and survivor of more failed experiments, grant rejections, and reviewer comments than I'd care to admit.

I created The Caffeinated Scientist because science is hard enough without taking ourselves too seriously.

Every design is inspired by the caffeine-fuelled chaos of academia—the all-nighters, failed experiments, statistical miracles, and moments that make researchers laugh instead of cry.

Because behind every great discovery is usually a scientist running on coffee, determination, and questionable life choices.


Read My Story