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Will Work For Food Tee

Will Work For Food Tee

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Will Work For Food Tee

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Sassy Scientist Tee

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Sassy Scientist Tee

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Lab Cat Energy Tee

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Lab Cat Energy Tee

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Academia feeds your soul Tee

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Academia feeds your soul Tee

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Rainbow Science Explosion T-Shirt

Rainbow Science Explosion T-Shirt

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Rainbow Science Explosion T-Shirt

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Read the Protocol Tee

Read the Protocol Tee

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Read the Protocol Tee

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Evidence Based Overthinker Tee

Evidence Based Overthinker Tee

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Evidence Based Overthinker Tee

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Researching Tee

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Researching Tee

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Waiting For the Elution Peak Tee

Waiting For the Elution Peak Tee

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Waiting For the Elution Peak Tee

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Heisenberg's Principle Tee

Heisenberg's Principle Tee

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Heisenberg's Principle Tee

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Academic Clusterduck Tee

Academic Clusterduck Tee

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Academic Clusterduck Tee

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Well $%&! Tee

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Well $%&! Tee

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FAQs

Where are you located?

We’re proudly based in the USA.... because of course we are. Our tees are printed right here at home, in partnered labs disguised as print shops in Texas and Florida

For our international friends of science, we’ve teamed up with printers around the world to make sure your order arrives faster than your PI answers an email.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?


Our tees are Gildan 64000s: the gold standard for soft, reliable, “I‑haven’t-done-laundry-in-a-week” comfort. They’re built to handle caffeine spills, lab mishaps, and spontaneous bouts of sarcastic genius. Each one’s made from high‑quality cotton blends that feel good, hold up, and won’t disintegrate faster than your last experiment. Full material details are on each product page, because peer review matters

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