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Reviewer 2 Can Eat My Banana Tee

Reviewer 2 Can Eat My Banana Tee

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Reviewer 2 Can Eat My Banana Tee

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Will Work For Food Tee

Will Work For Food Tee

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Will Work For Food Tee

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Manuscript After The Peer Review Tee

Manuscript After The Peer Review Tee

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Manuscript After The Peer Review Tee

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Every Disaster Movie Tee

Every Disaster Movie Tee

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Every Disaster Movie Tee

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I Asked Myself It I'm Okay Tee

I Asked Myself It I'm Okay Tee

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I Asked Myself It I'm Okay Tee

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Phd - 1 Star

Phd - 1 Star

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Phd - 1 Star

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Reviewer 2 Responded Tee

Reviewer 2 Responded Tee

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Reviewer 2 Responded Tee

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P Value Harvesting Team Tee

P Value Harvesting Team Tee

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P Value Harvesting Team Tee

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My Warnings Are Now The Limitations Section Tee

My Warnings Are Now The Limitations Section Tee

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My Warnings Are Now The Limitations Section Tee

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Waiting For Ethics Approval Tee

Waiting For Ethics Approval Tee

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Waiting For Ethics Approval Tee

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Academic Clusterduck Tee

Academic Clusterduck Tee

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Academic Clusterduck Tee

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Do a PhD Tee

Do a PhD Tee

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Do a PhD Tee

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Where are you located?

We’re proudly based in the USA.... because of course we are. Our tees are printed right here at home, in partnered labs disguised as print shops in Texas and Florida

For our international friends of science, we’ve teamed up with printers around the world to make sure your order arrives faster than your PI answers an email.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?


Our tees are Gildan 64000s: the gold standard for soft, reliable, “I‑haven’t-done-laundry-in-a-week” comfort. They’re built to handle caffeine spills, lab mishaps, and spontaneous bouts of sarcastic genius. Each one’s made from high‑quality cotton blends that feel good, hold up, and won’t disintegrate faster than your last experiment. Full material details are on each product page, because peer review matters

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