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1 Tee $34.99 | 2nd Tee $29.99
3rd Tee $24.99 | 4th Tee onwards $19.99 each
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Entropy: It isn't What it Used to be Tee
$34.99
Entropy: It isn't What it Used to be Tee
$34.99
Homeostasis Tee
$34.99
Homeostasis Tee
$34.99
Heisenberg's Principle Tee
$34.99
Heisenberg's Principle Tee
$34.99
Will Work For Food Tee
$34.99
Will Work For Food Tee
$34.99
ECG still technically alive Tee
$34.99
ECG still technically alive Tee
$34.99
Eating my feelings Tee
$34.99
Eating my feelings Tee
$34.99
Reviewer 2 has entered the chat Tee
$34.99
Reviewer 2 has entered the chat Tee
$34.99
What Part of Krebs don't you Understand Tee
$34.99
What Part of Krebs don't you Understand Tee
$34.99
Interesting Tee
$34.99
Interesting Tee
$34.99
Entropy: It isnt What it Used to be Tee
$34.99
Entropy: It isnt What it Used to be Tee
$34.99
PhD Completion Tee
$34.99
PhD Completion Tee
$34.99
My PhD Journey Tee
$34.99
My PhD Journey Tee
$34.99
FAQs
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
We’re proudly based in the USA.... because of course we are. Our tees are printed right here at home, in partnered labs disguised as print shops in Texas and Florida
For our international friends of science, we’ve teamed up with printers around the world to make sure your order arrives faster than your PI answers an email.
Do you ship internationally?
Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?
Our tees are Gildan 64000s: the gold standard for soft, reliable, “I‑haven’t-done-laundry-in-a-week” comfort. They’re built to handle caffeine spills, lab mishaps, and spontaneous bouts of sarcastic genius. Each one’s made from high‑quality cotton blends that feel good, hold up, and won’t disintegrate faster than your last experiment. Full material details are on each product page, because peer review matters
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