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Disseration Surviour Tee
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Disseration Surviour Tee

Color: Black
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99

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Why You'll Love It

For scientists, masters/PhD students, postdocs and academically exhausted lab goblins running on caffeine..

Whether you're surviving Reviewer 2, rewriting your thesis at 2am, or pretending your experiement isn't catastrophically failing, this shirt gets it.

Designed for people held together by coffee, deadlines and blind optimism.

  • Unisex classic fit because science doesn’t discriminate, and neither should your T‑shirt.
  • Soft lightweight feel
  • 100% Ring‑Spun Cotton
  • Comfortable everyday wear
  • Durable print designed to survive emotional breakdowns in the lab
  • Printed and shipped in the USA
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  • Made for scientists, Master's & PhD students, postdocs, professors, lab techs, and academically exhausted lab goblins fueled by caffeine.
  • Reinforced Durability. Double‑needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves so tough it could survive a full semester of lab rotations.
  • Seamless Collar. Quarter‑turned construction means no awkward center crease, just a clean look that holds its shape longer than your last hypothesis.
  • Tear‑Away Label.. Because no one deserves an itchy tag mid‑experiment. Rip it off for true tagless comfort, no residue, no regrets.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • Machine wash code, inside-out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron directly on design
  • Avoid bleach unless your thesis already destroyed your spirit
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Printed in the USA - All orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

Peer Reviewed Favourites..

Soft Enough For Lab Life...

Ridiculously soft tees for long days, late nights, caffeine binges, and data that refuses to behave.

Designed for scientists who want comfort without pretending research is glamorous.

FAQs

Where are you located?

We are a USA-based company. We print our t-shirts right here, like all American companies should. We partner with print companies in both in Texas and Florida.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I receive tracking?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What are the shirts made from?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.